More Hilarious Emails from "Freedom Works"

Does anyone believe a snake can speak? 

Although the last time a famous snake actually spoke, it was talking to Eve in the Garden of Eden.  However, MeanMesa, a blog committed to presenting features which reflect contemporary reality, from time to time will publish the emails we receive from the suspicious fascist  Dick Armey -- a, so-to-speak New Testament snake -- and his law firm's cash cow "Freedom Works."

Of course, "Freedom Works" masquerades as some sort of honest, grass roots affair providing a voice for the otherwise rather dully mute Tea Bags.  In actual fact the organization is a carefully crafted "mouthpiece" for some of the wealthiest -- and most reactionary -- players in our electorate.

By relentlessly trotting out freshly stagnated "talking points" from the Great Factory of the Republican National Committee, "Freedom Works" diligently strives to maintain a state of perpetual panic among the hill billies, bigots and other "information challenged" citizens willing to vote on demand for every loser the party of Palin-Beck-and-Limbaugh can herd into candidacy.

These profoundly cynical "patriots" are certain that their campaign checks and pricey law firms such as the one sponsoring "Freedom Works" can sway any election they wish.  As citizens concerned with the future and honor of our own country, it falls to us to keep track of the latest clouds of lies these miscreants are vomiting forth.

It also falls to us to make sure that no one -- absolutely no one -- forgets what this bunch did to each and every one of us the last time they held power.  We are still paying the price for the damage the autocracy of Junior Bush and his criminal friends inflicted on our country.

So, take a quick look at the latest from, uh, "Freedom Works."

Watch the Take America Back Video Blueprint Dear MeanMesa, FreedomWorks' campaign to "Take America Back" is fully underway, and already claiming major victories for freedom and the Tea Party movement. The momentum is undeniable -- from champion of freedom Rand Paul running away with the Kentucky GOP Senate primary to Tea Party favorite Mike Lee ousting Big Government RINO Sen. Bob Bennett in Utah -- all over America voters are already casting ballots to reclaim our fading liberties. As Election Day approaches, FreedomWorks' Take America Back campaign will continue to support conservative values in primary races so voters will have clear pro-freedom choices in the general election in November. But the Left realizes how much is at stake this November. They are ramping up their fundraising machine and emptying out their campaign war chests -- it's been reported that liberal special interests are already committing over $100 million to quash the Tea Party movement's influence in the midterm elections. That's why it's so important we do everything we can to counter their efforts. To learn more about our "Take America Back" campaign and how you can help, please watch the video below. I hope it will inspire you to get involved in this historic movement for lasting political change in America. Thank you for all you have done and continue to do in defense of freedom. With your involvement and support, we WILL Take America Back in November! Sincerely, Dick Armey Chairman, FreedomWorks P.S. Please be sure to watch this inspirational Take America Back video blueprint. If you'd like to support this critical campaign financially, please click here And, if that were not enough for a good belly laugh, there's more ... FreedomWorks Membership Update - June 7th Dear MeanMesa, This has been a busy year at FreedomWorks. We have a lot going on, including major legislative battles, big elections, fundraising for campaigns and other major projects, so we wanted to take a few minutes to make sure FreedomWorks Members like you are up to speed. New book: ‘Give Us Liberty: A Tea Party Manifesto' FreedomWorks is proud to announce that we have signed a contract with Harper Collins to set the record straight on the tea party movement with our new book "Give us Liberty: A Tea Party Manifesto" by Dick Armey and Matt Kibbe. You can pre-order the book on Amazon.com or other online retailers now. Be sure to look for opportunities to meet the authors as they travel the country in the weeks ahead to do book signing events, town hall meetings and campaign rallies in dozens of cities across the country. Take America Back in 2010! While it's still early, things are looking good for the FreedomWorks PAC ‘Take America Back' campaign to get rid of big government politicians and replace them with limited government conservatives in Congress. Our movement has already removed Utah Senator Bob Bennett, elevated Rand Paul to the leading contender in Kentucky and ended the political careers of Arlen Specter in Pennsylvania and Parker Griffith in Alabama. But we still need to raise a lot of money to compete with leftist groups like the SEIU, Emily's List, AFSCME, MoveOn.org and Organizing for America, which plan to spend $150 to 200 million on the 2010 elections. Please consider supporting our efforts to Take America Back by making a generous contribution today. Stop the EPA Energy Takeover! Over the past several months FreedomWorks members around the country have been working hard to support the Murkowski Resolution, a bipartisan effort that would stop the Environmental Protection Agency's (EPA) plan to enact massive energy regulations under the Clean Air Act. This backdoor cap and trade scheme would regulate carbon emissions like CO2 and be administered by unelected bureaucrats. That means sky-high energy costs and lost American jobs as industry moves overseas. The Murkowski Resolution, backed by 41 other senators, would stop this EPA power grab and it needs our support. A vote will be held on Thursday, June 10th and our senators need to hear from us. Please visit our campaign action center for talking points, instructions, and important action items. This is an important vote that could save jobs and set the stage for the big 'cap and tax' showdown this summer. Help us cross the finish line and ask your senators to support the Murkowski Resolution today! September 12th, 2010 and August 28th, 2010 Finally, we are looking forward to hosting a major rally only weeks before the elections in November. Many of you joined us on September 12th, 2009 as we marched on Washington with hundreds of thousands of people to send a message to Congress and President Obama. This year we are going to join together again in Washington to remind the politicians that we have not, and will not go away. Our focus this year will be to Take America Back in 2010. Please join us on September 12th, 2010 for another Taxpayer March on Washington! RSVP TODAY! Also, we are excited to announce our new strategic partnership with Glenn Beck, who is organizing a rally at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington on August 28th. Glenn has told us that his event is not a political event, nor a tea party, but rather a gathering of like-minded people from around the country who will come together to raise money for the troops. We will be supporting Glenn's event, and he will continue to work with us and tell his listeners and viewers that FreedomWorks is THE organization that has the capability and know-how to Take America Back in 2010. We are excited about everything that is happening this year, and we are thrilled that you are an essential part of this organization. Together we will continue to work together to build a powerful coalition of limited government groups to make a long-lasting impact on our culture and politics in America. Please be sure to stay in touch with us via email, and follow us on twitter and facebook, as we provide updates on all of these big projects for 2010. If we stick to our principles, and keep working hard, we will surely be victorious in the end.