Smitten by the Mittens

Smitten by the Mittens

"Okay, where did we get this money again? (image source)

Stuck and frustrated trying to understand the "incredible good luck" of the Romney campaign?  Perhaps the following little poem can serve as a "recap" on all the astounding "Romney wins" we've seen so far.

Just pick a tune, and hum through the verses!  (MeanMesa can't get past the theme of "Blinded By The Light."  Manfred Mann's Earth Band - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2-GqYkwjTM)

Electing Willard

In Iowa there'll be a primary dance

He'll just out spend them all by ten to one

When we run the polls, they won't have a chance

A special vote count will say that he's won!

Oh, he's the one the owners picked for us

We'll just toss all the others under the bus

so, let's just say that

We're smitten by the Mittens!

In Maine those pesky totals fooled him again

The true believers all went to the polls

But, did this one win or did that one win?

Too little editing on the registered rolls

Oh, he's the one I'm supposed to like

Just so long as it doesn't look like the Reich

so, let's just say that

We're smitten by the Mittens!

Ohio and Michigan races finally provide

a stake through the heart of the uppity klutz

One per cent three per cent - startling landslide

Everyone knows that the Catholic is nuts

Trickle down doesn't mean settle for less

And balancing budgets just makes a mess

so, let's just say that

We're smitten by the Mittens!

He shudders to think of a Wall Street leash

He hates unemployment, food stamps and vets

He says beans are no different than quiche

and looks very normal in mom jeans and sweats

Herb tea is his favorite, especially the bags

Just not with unions, the jobless or fags

so, let's just say that

We're smitten by the Mittens!