Showing posts with label Supreme Court. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Supreme Court. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Supreme "Bait and Switch" From the Roberts Court

Supreme "Bait and Switch" Part One
 Prop 8 and DOMA

MeanMesa had a chance to see part of the Albuquerque Gay Pride Parade.  The atmosphere was jubilant.  The crowd was celebrating the Supreme Court decision on gay marriage.

Albuquerque Gay Pride 2013 (image: Mitch Tillison)
 However, there may have been either a subtle misinterpretation of the decision or, in MeanMesa's estimate at least, an overly optimistic presumption about the behavior of the stubbornly bigoted block of US states suffering the misfortune of being controlled by biblically zealous, "hybrid Republicans" jealously guarding political policies from the last century -- or, perhaps, the Third Century.

[All this contemporary "gay hating" clap trap had its origin well into the Dark Ages, not anywhere within the tenuous account of affairs in biblical times.]

Had the celebration been in California, that jubilation would have made much more sense.  In that particular State the Supreme Court ruling actually resulted -- almost immediately -- in gay couples being able to get legal marriage licenses.  The uglier but also quite "real" side of that decision actually had almost the opposite consequences in far too many other places.

This won't be the case in the backward states, however.  For them the Supreme ruling  just about completely legitimized a perpetual -- federally endorsed -- state of discrimination.  All those states have to do to receive their "full pass" from the Roberts Court is to repeatedly crank up their election machines any time a bill to do otherwise might survive long enough to actually land on a ballot.

Most Americans live under GOP control in their state government. (image source)


While the map [above] shows the dismal story which began with the 2010 mid-term election, for gays it paints and even darker future given the "bait and switch" ruling from the Supremes. We may assume that the states in magenta will never pass a gay marriage non-discrimination bill.  The recent Supreme Court decision made that not only possible, but supremely legal.

Once again, the Roberts Court ruling clearly says that perpetual discrimination in those states "perfectly okay with us."

The fascist bloc on the Court didn't simply step into an unnoticed "cow flower" while they were cooking up this deceptive ruling.  Any "thoughtful, judicial construction" this exquisitely complex and deceptive took plenty of conscious effort.  That effort was designed to produce precisely what this ruling will produce -- an agonizing opportunity for the nation's Leviticans to continue to drool, illiterate and comatose, just a little longer in their stifling Bronze Age, biblical bigotry.

Supreme "Bait and Switch" Part Two
ObamaCare is "Legal" If It's Paid For With Tax Money

Whoever owns the fascist majority on the Supreme Court obviously ordered their dutiful, Supreme, "judicial servants" to insert just the tiniest, most subtle "poison pill" in the decision to allow tax paying Americans to almost purchase the kind of health care they actually wanted.  Like the national response to the "bait and switch" considered in Part One [above], there was jubilation among the millions of citizens who had been "poorly used" by the rapacious insurance corporations and, in tragic irony, their "death panels" of bureaucrats.

If the overly genteel term, "poorly used," threw you off, just substitute "gang raped" for more clarity.

The "pivot point" in the Supreme analysis of the Affordable Care Act was the barely noticed provision that it was "judged" Constitutional based exclusively on the proposition that its revenue provisions had been instantly -- and, of course, "Supremely" --  retitled as a "tax."

All that seemed palatable enough as a tiny carbuncle amid the pages of a surprisingly conciliatory "Supreme" decision.  However, once the dust settled,  more and more "far less palatable" realities emerged in the daily talking points of a corporate media already suffering from heartbreaking "credibility scabs."

The "behind the scenes" directors of the anti-ObamaCare media onslaught which began the evening of the first day of "debate" in the Senate have spent an average of $1 Mn per week since then, year in and year out, to lethally sabotage the bill.

The reason for such a sanguine, obsessive interest?

The health insurance corporations have embedded themselves into the blood veins of the $6 Tn dollar per year "money flow" which is the annual price for medical care in the United States.  Feeding like a giant, Congressionally protected, interstate tapeworm, even the tiniest continuing swallows of such a monumental flow of cash can create corporate wealth beyond measure.

For these criminal beneficiaries it is, clearly, worth any effort to protect their parasitic "food supply."  For even the most feeble "Googler" the un-recused, brazenly public, outrageous conflicts of interest are no secret at all.

They are not even subtle.  There is no denial or shabby obfuscation.  For example, the tea bag wife of "Justice" Clarence Thomas is the head of the extremely skanky lobbying firm, Liberty Consultants, pole dancing in Washington D.C. in a manner which would make paid prostitutes blush. (Read more.)

When the Affordable Care Act not only survived all the attacks against it, but began to garner a growing appreciation among the voters, the  execution of the Supreme Court's desperate, doomsday, last ditch, "Hail Mary" tactic was inevitable.  There was, it turns out, no hideous creature in any horror movie more terrifying to the Republicans and their oligarch masters than a wildly popular alternative to their old "pain for pay" health insurance system.

Oooops.

The same billionaires who feed through the corrupt health insurance corporations and obviously own the fascist, corporate faction of the Supreme Court also happen to own vast clutches of sold out, tea bag, GOP House members -- you know, the illicit "minority-majority" in the same House of Representatives which establishes taxation policy for the country.  The health insurance billionaires keep all these GOP House hill billies in a constant servile frenzy with the threat of painlessly funding well financed primaries against them in their gerrymandered home districts.

Still, there had to be a token prize somewhere to "sweeten the cake" for all the Southerners now convinced, thanks to the oligarchs' massive media investments, that Satan himself had authored the health care reform.  While there would penalties to pay for states "opting out," the "escape clause" was still surgically inserted into the decision.

Just as the DOMA/Prop 8 ruling made perpetual discrimination against gays legal for the states which wanted it, the Affordable Care Act ruling made it just as legal to not participate in the Act's implementation which might ever provide access to care for anyone without a lobbyist.

Connecting the Dots

The only real problem with this complicated scheme for a "final solution" for the Affordable Care Act arose from the unavoidable visibility of the Congressional butchery. which would be required  Finally, in a rare cogent instant, even the billionaires remembered that there are still the problematic remnants of actual elections.

We see that both the gay marriage decision and the Affordable Care Act ruling slipped a tantalizing dollop of "red meat" to the crackers still understandably worshipping the "benefits" of lots of Supreme "states rights."  These folks were hanging onto the joys of their old, not so sweet, Jim Crow days with the same white knuckles that Ted Nugent was using to grip his $10,000 dollar shot gun.

At first this seemed to be an anomaly.  Why were the billionaires so interested in fanning the flames of the mortally gerrymandered, bright red, "Romney states?"

One clue is that these "Romney states" were generally morbid examples of massive over dependence on federal spending, suffering from horrible Republican economies, filled with hopeless, desperate citizens and led by embarrassingly "flap jawed" tea bag politicians with only one foot in their mouth only because they couldn't find their other one.

However, that "anomaly" reveals the inescapable desperation the owners of the Republican Party feel when they look at a map showing their sequence of defeats in election after election.  The entire existence of the "Grand Old Party"  thing is now hanging by a few quite frayed racist thread dangling forlornly under their now tiresome penchant for redistricting, disenfranchisement and their other rather greasy, ongoing, state level election crimes.

So, we have to add one final, Supreme dot before we begin connecting the ones we've already mentioned:  crushing the Voter Rights Act.

Recall that the House and Senate have re-authorized the Voters Right Act every time it came up to be reaffirmed.  Also remember that those votes were bipartisan, and that the bills were all passed with a strong majority.

Ask yourself.  You are stranded with the dwindling number of disgruntled, racist hill billies listening to the relentless, constantly incendiary corporate media on one side.  At your other side are clutches of "not very happy" billionaires such as  the Koch brothers, Simpson and Addelson.

Those hill billies continue to swill their beer and obediently belch out the media talking points, but they have become demoralized.  It had been repeatedly promised to them that if they would just "suffer through" a tiny bit more of the steaming wreckage of an economy that the "millions" of their new personal wealth would be found "just around the next corner."  We know now that this cynical deception was intended only to use them as a "breaking news" fodder to distract the rest of us until the looting rampage was complete.

It's nearly complete.

The billionaires, on the other hand, are feeling strangely plundered after dropping their "Romney billions" with FOX inebriated shysters like Karl Rove.  The "conservative masses" of zombie like voters who were supposed to rush forward once their heavily "over lubricated" right wing nut "leadership" was revealed were substantially less than what had been promised by the Super PAC glad handers to whom they so eagerly gave all those checks.

So, what's left for the angry old country club vultures who were dreaming that they would be pecking away the last morsels from the corpse of the American economy by now?


"Save the Queen!!" (image source)
It is, ironically, the precisely tattered tea bag/GOP desperately shouting "Save the Queen!  "Save the Queen!"

The "queen" to which these histrionic, 1960's style political gangsters are referring is their last bastion of possible hope to ever win another election before the ground completely evaporates beneath their feet -- the GOP's "election crimes" department.

The craven gerrymandering found so politically addictive by the oligarchs' "rural country side" servants, that is, by the red state governments with such a penchant for every kind of ballot mischief, represents the only remaining, functioning political mechanism for a Party with such a horrendous record, hideous candidates and terrifying policy.

The GOP needs states rights more than air and water right now.

The only way the GOP can sustain the heavily soiled, yet proverbially unreliable and frustratingly fickle, "loyalty" of the bigots in its base lies with the protection of the gerrymandered districts.  To accomplish this,  crackers from Alabama to Wisconsin must be paid off with a free pass to continue their anti-democracy, "GOP saving" rampage on fair elections.

The Voting Rights Act was, shall we say, "getting in the way."  The old Jim Crow gerrymandering worked, at first, amid a vocal bus load of outraged FOXites, but as the years passed, one after another, each one accompanied by another hopeless paralytic economic doldrum in the red states, the shine began to tarnish.  The Congressional districts are still gerrymandered, but the captive voters are now yawning instead of cheering.

The Supreme scheme was simple enough.

Hand the gays something to shut them up, but hand the old states rights crackers as "sweet little something," too.  Promise them that they can legally discriminate to their heart's content forever --  keeping North Carolina and Alabama locked in a museum-like conservancy reminiscent of the day before General Sherman reached Savannah.

Give millions of Americans the fleeting possibility of actual health care, but then turn it over to a tea bag Congress -- the one that has passed 40 bills destroying that same health care bill -- to "drown it in a bath tub" with a rat pack of corporate media cheer leaders "giving it their all" to keep the water muddy during the slaughter.

In the ensuing chaos stridently pronounce racism a "thing of the past."  Obliterate the Voting Rights Act and allow the same drooling Southerners to be elected and re-elected for another century.

See?  That's "states' rights," and the states with those new "states' rights" aren't any more racist than Antonin Scalia -- he told us this.

If you're wondering what can be done, this might cheer you up a bit.
http://www.meanmesa.com/2012/04/28th-amendment-death-by-legacy.html


Thursday, October 11, 2012

Let's Clear Up One Point

In an election cycle like this one the full collection of hypocrisies, deceptions and outright lies present a "bank of topics" which will fracture even the most determined intention of remaining on track.  MeanMesa understands this.

Furthermore, the next sentence will not begin with the word "but."

We may need to "wander around" a little, but the entire point in this post is one point.  This "point" of ours will have essentially nothing to do with the latest polls, the economy, foreign policy, tax policies or toxic religion.  

What's left?

Democracy.

If you're holding out for a "lolly pop" 7th grade civics paper, this may not be the right blog for you.

A Short History To Get Things Started

While the smoke was still rising from the wreckage of Pearl Harbor, the more reckless voices among the Japanese high command were toying with the idea of invading California.  The world had seen how the Imperial Japanese military had behaved in the conquered cities of Asia -- Singapore, Rangoon and Hong Kong.

Our "single point" draws us to this question:  "What do we think would have happened to the 'democratic process' in the Western part of the United States if the Japanese had managed to invade and hold it?"

Remarkably, there would probably have been elections -- just not elections particularly similar to what we would expect in the United States.  We need not speculate too much more.  

The "single point" is, simply, that the process of representational democracy which is made possible by the "engine" of free elections in this country would not have been possible.  The traditionally democratic process would have been constrained by all sorts of interests imposed by the invaders.

Whatever might have happened would not have had much to do with representational democracy.

A Few Fundamentals

The United States is a Republic.  The Republic is controlled by representatives elected in a democratic process.  Our Constitution spells this out in no uncertain terms.

The democratic process is front and center in elections held in the United States.  Every free citizen of the United States can go to the polls and cast a secret ballot.  The results of the election hand over essentially total legal power to the next elected United States government.  

Briefly put, that "total power" includes collecting and spending taxes, making war, writing laws and so on.  As citizens, we find the exercise of that power palatable because it derives its legitimacy from a majority of the votes cast.  The elections elect representatives of the people who cast the ballots.

After that, those representatives -- House members, Senators, Governors, State officials, and so on -- are empowered to run the government.

This is the Republic's Constitutional process of representative democracy.

As for fundamentals:

1. The United States is a democratic, Constitutional Republic.

2. The country's government is comprised of democratically elected representatives of all kinds who legally rule over the affairs of the country.

3. Any party which attempts to disrupt the free and fair election of representatives -- such as our fictional Japanese invaders -- is an anti-democracy force.

4. A force which strives to destroy, sabotage or deny the democratic process under which all free citizens have a legal right to vote has attacked the Republic.

5. When that force is an external force, a declaration of a state of war will result from such attempts to destroy the democracy.  When that force is a domestic force, an act of treason has occurred, and the parties responsible must face the judicial consequences of their actions in a court of law.

The Full Wages of Voter Disenfranchisement

Among the daily horrors inflicted on the Republic by the oligarchs who presently control the Republican Party is wide spread voter suppression and outright disenfranchisement.  Current estimates suggest that as many as three to five million free United States citizens will be unable to legally vote because of state voter disenfranchisement laws.

No, No, it's just politics.  If it were treason, someone would have told us.  (cartoon source)

One hundred million Americans know of this.  It is not a secret.

If the Japanese invasion of California had been successful, 20 million United States citizens would have been denied the right to cast a secret ballot in a free and fair election pursuant to the Republic's Constitution.  The remainder of the people of the United States would have known this.  The remainder of the population of citizens in the United States would have undoubtedly moved immediately to restore the democracy in the occupied territories.

The hundred million Americans who are now watching three to five million of their fellow citizens being disenfranchised are doing nothing.  We countenance treason.  Is there really room for a citizen to be a bit patriotic while, at the same time, countenancing treason?

Meanwhile, we sit, frightened, wondering what will come next.

Clearing Up the Point

The Supreme Court will not defend citizens' right to vote.  This means that it will not defend the Constitution.  When the Supreme Court is unwilling to defend the Constitution, it is unwilling to defend the Republic. 

When Republican state legislators have been purchased by ALEC, they conspire to disenfranchise legal voters.  The Republican governors don't stop them -- they join in to further the outrage.  This is an attack on the Constitution.  This is an attack on the Republic.

MeanMesa calls this treason and calls those who conduct this action traitors.

Hopefully, everyone gets the point.  If this stings your hide, you know where to find me.


Monday, March 26, 2012

Who's Afraid of ObamaCare? Freedom Works

Quick!  Before It Takes Root!

One of the "lurking sharks" in the turbulent seas facing the Republicans is, of course, the Affordable Care Act.  The orders clearly came down to every pundit some time ago.  No opportunity to "re-frame" ObamaCare is to be overlooked.  The negative image of the Act must be repeatedly, relentlessly, inserted in political rhetoric at every turn, in every form of innuendo, as an axiom in economic discussions and even in what passes for GOPCon humor.  

Everybody hates it.  Always has.  Always will.  (image credit)

Now, it should be no secret to MeanMesa visitors that pretty much all the folks who could possibly already hate the idea of available health care, well, already hated it.  This grotesque sliver of the Republican base gobbled up "death panels," federally subsidized contraception, rationed care and the Juggernaut of "entitlements consuming the entire national GDP" long ago -- in fact, all these talking points had been "successfully sold" even long before the bill was passed.

In an election where we see Republicans arrogantly "splitting off" one voter demographic after another, two ideas surface.

The first is that in terms of votes, the Affordable Care Act is a losing proposition for the GOP.  The number of Americans who have found relief from the bill -- or have seen relatives or friends find relief -- is growing, not diminishing.  And, by this stage of the well financed attack on the bill, very few supporters of the Act are switching over to the side which disapproves of it.

There are not that many "undecided voters" or fickle "independents" left to be brought into Dick Armey's camp.  Predictably, almost everyone who is "moving" is "moving" in the other direction.

The second is made clear by this email.  Since Freedom Works and its trained tea bags already represent a dismally static minority of anti-health care votes, one not likely to grow appreciably from its current population, the email suggests that the Freedom Works strategists are anxious to re-agitate their base in hopes that it won't dwindle even more.

We have to assume that there are very few "previously undecided" voters who have not yet formed an opinion about whether they support or abhor the provisions of the Affordable Care Act -- that is, that almost imaginary, fickle block of "still  undecided voters" whose opinions might be swayed by the following email from Freedom Works.

It is a mistake to think that Dick Armey has authorized this "red meat" email in hopes of making Affordable Care poll as less popular.  For one thing, the email is sent only to folks -- such as MeanMesa -- who have, for whatever reason, offered up their email addresses at some point in the past.

[MeanMesa is on that list to satisfy an on-going "curiosity" about just what Mr. Dick may be up to, and, of course, to occasionally spread one of these babies "wide open" on this blog.]

The email from Freedom Works:

Dear MeanMesa,

Last week I emailed you so you could add your name to our petition to End ObamaCare Now by today—the two year anniversary of ObamaCare.

While you were unable to sign at the time, you’ll be pleased to know that over 100,000 patriots have signed our petition, which we just delivered to the Supreme Court.

And although you missed signing the petition, you can still help End ObamaCare Now.

On Monday, the Supreme Court will finally hear the case against ObamaCare and we’re leading the fight with our Constitution Defense Fund. Can you help defend our Constitution right now?


Click here to help defend our Constitution at the Supreme Court!


I’m confident our constitutional challenge of ObamaCare will succeed—with your help.
As you can imagine, such a large-scale grassroots effort is not cheap. But it’s being driven and funded by thousands of grassroots patriots like you chipping in $10 or $25 dollars—whatever they can afford.

There’s no time to waste. ObamaCare goes before the Supreme Court on Monday. It’s critical we expand our grassroots support RIGHT NOW.

Please click here right now and make a donation to support the 100,000 patriots who are rallying to End ObamaCare Now.

Thank you in advance for your generous participation.

In Liberty,
President & CEO, FreedomWorks
Matt Kibbe

Off to the "Totally Constitutional" Opinion of the Supremes
The "drip, drip" you're hearing is someone in a black robe salivating.

The United States Supreme Court, hypothetically, fearlessly searches for "correct applications" of the Constitution to pending legal issues.  The Justices' decisions have never been constrained by popular opinion.  These jurists don't listen to the people; they just concentrate on the Constitution.  The idea is that by doing this, their decisions serve in the interest of democracy, the people and the Republic.

However, just as the Supremes enter a few days of oral arguments about the "Constitutionality" of the Affordable Care Act, we confront another example of the "soiled remnants" of the autocracy's penchant for selling its soul to the highest bidder already in place.  Chief Justice John Roberts has already "toughed" his way through serious conflicts of interest charges, here, most notably, in his dubious service to, wait for it, wait for it, a suspiciously lucrative, friendly health insurance corporation case during his first days in his new job.

Is it a just another case of MeanMesa's geriatric ranting and raving?  Here are four easy links to come up to date with the question if you're interested. There are pages and pages more of them on your Google.

Huff Post Business: Supreme Court Justices John Roberts And Samuel Alito Sell Stocks To Reduce Conflicts Of Interest
Committee to Expose Dishonest Judges
The People Versus John Roberts
Salon: A conflict of interest for John G. Roberts?


The Affordable Care Act Is Not Just Treading Water

Finally, if the Affordable Care Act had taken the shadowy course of many other bills passing through Congress, that is, if it had quietly disappeared into a few dozen law suits, an apathetic implementation regime or had simply turned out to be nothing more than temporary "smoke and mirrors," the Republicans wouldn't be so agitated with it.  Unhappily for them, it hasn't.

Instead, we find the Act still moving forward like a wounded battleship. Yes, it has been the target of immense "cash attacks" and more than a little "stellar repackaging" by the Congressional and media servants of the insurance industry, but it's still there -- and the crew keeps repairing the latest damage, too.  In fact, it is rapidly approaching its first "firing locations" from which it can effect substantial and visible benefits to voters.

Of course, the parasites and their minions find this terrifying.

Take a look at a rather nicely comprehensive article from The Daily Cos(The links are left enabled.  Read the whole article here.)

some shocking Obamacares facts

Fri Jan 20, 2012 at 03:45 PM PST


Everyone in 2014 will be stunned once Obamacare kicks into full gear. Pass this around for the 2012 election.
1. There will be non-profit insurers offering health care plans in the exchanges on top of traditional private insurers (regulated STRONGLY by the health care law). The public option never really disappeared. It was just replaced with non-profit language that will turn into non-profit options just as strong as the proposed public option. Besides, many states are integrating public options into their exchanges. 

http://www.dailykos.com/...
http://www.natlawreview.com/...
http://www.dailykos.com/...

2. Medicaid will be significantly expanded to 15 million poor uninsured americans in 2014. People in deep poverty will have significantly better lives. Everyone at less than 133% of the poverty level  will be covered under medicaid. Native Americans will be insured for the first time in their lives and will enjoy modernized health care. The Indian Health Care Act is reauthorized and strengthened by this medicaid expansion. 

http://www.healthcare.gov/...
http://indian.senate.gov/...

3. Medicare's trust fund will be extended 12 years. Seniors have free preventive care and check ups. Lots of money have been saved through waste trimming and fraud recollecting. 

http://www.healthcare.gov/...

4. Small business tax credits will have their amounts magnified for small businesses in 2014. When juxtaposed with the strongly regulated exchanges, coverage will be very affordable for small businesses.

http://www.healthcare.gov/...

5. For everyone up to 400% of the poverty level (millions and millions of americans are under this category), huge tax credits will be available to help them afford coverage. Those who already have insurance qualify too, not just the uninsured. This is a HUGE middle class tax cut. Financial situations will improve drastically for Americans because of the fact that kathleen sebelius has been issuing robust regulations on insurance companies such as a robust 80-85% medical loss ratio. 

http://www.dailykos.com/...!
http://www.dailykos.com/...   (explains the huge tax credits)

6. Preventive care will be free in all insurance plans eventually as all plans lose their grandfathered status.

7. Single Payer is coming to America because of obamacare. Kathleen sebelius gave a huge grant to Vermont to build single payer in the state. The vermont delegation was so happy. Vermont is using the affordable care act money to build single payer. No affordable care act, no single payer for vermont and for the country. 

http://governor.vermont.gov/...

8. Community Health centers will be invested on and will significantly impact health care for the better.

9. The rich people start paying their fair share as promised by Obama in 2013. Payroll taxes on people earning incomes of 250,000 dollars go up. It was a key element in the payment mechanism of the bill. The Bush tax cuts for the rich will expire at the end of this year too. :)

Originally posted to sreeizzle2012 on Fri Jan 20, 2012 at 03:45 PM PST.

Also republished by I Vote for Democrats and ClassWarfare Newsletter: WallStreet VS Working Class Global Occupy movement.





Friday, January 29, 2010

A Monday Morning With the Chief Justice

A short and bitter fiction of the true tale behind the doors of the Chief Justice


The receptionist knocked at the Chief Justice's door very quietly, peering nervously into the chambers to see if his employer was busy or otherwise occupied.

"What!" the Chief Justice boomed without turning away from his desk. "Why are you bothering me? You know the drill around here!"

His gaze locked on the floor at his feet, the office aide sheepishly mumbled "I'm sorry to bother you, sir. Mr. Ezra Baggadough and Mr. Fetid Scurvy are here again. They said they need to see you right away."

"Do they have an appointment? There's nothing on my schedule." The Chief Justice grumbled back.

"They're, uh, very insistent, sir. They seem upset." The aide offered sheepishly.

"Oh, alright. Show them in." Roberts snapped, rising from his chair.

A moment later an entourage from the outer office made its way through the Chief Justice's doorway. At the front of the procession were two poorly disguised men in dark sun glasses dressed as Arabs. Following closely behind this pair of cranky billionaires were the now almost hysterically nervous receptionist and an aging, over weight Federal guard. The guard's face was puzzled, alert and suspicious.

Chief Justice Roberts, turning abruptly toward his guests, waved his hand, silently dismissing his staff. "Leave us and close the door behind you."

The "Arab" robes were quickly set aside along with the sun glasses, revealing two very rotund men in their late middle age, both over dressed in expensive suits.  These were two of the grotesque "success stories" which had emerged during the W's autocracy.  Now, facing the timid restoration of democracy in the Congress, they found themselves painfully addicted to the rush of their ill gotten fortunes, yet frighteningly unable to compete in a more open economy.

The Chief Justice, still piqued by the sudden interruption, attempted to be a bit more social. "Mr. Baggadough and Mr. Scurvy. Why are you wearing those robes?"

Mr. Scurvy breathlessly answered, "We 'guised ersevs so's none of them libberel photographers culd snap a pitcher o' us commin' in here ta see ya."

"So what's so important? I thought we addressed everything in our, ah, last meeting." the Chief Justice answered.

Mr. Baggadough, obviously upset, leaned forward, locking his eyes on their host. "We want ya to stop this damned heth kyar thang afor it gets out'ta hand, thet's whut. Whah, them Congrissmen is goin' suck us drah, yew hear?" Drawing his breath, he repeated emphatically, "They's tri'an ta suck us drah!"

Mr. Scurvy quickly joined in, "Yew got'ta dew somthun! Them poor people's jest 'lectin' all sorts of commies 'n passin laws 'n stuff. Every tahm they turn 'round, they's suckin' more cash raht out'ta our, uh, yew know, hard earned profits."

Baggadough added yet another of his own complaints, "Whah, we's jest barely squeakin' bah on a skimpy lil' 30% profit from Scurvy Baggadough Gigantus Health Inshoorance Corpyeration's, uh, hard earned premium money! Yew got'ta stop 'em!"

The Chief Justice sighed patiently, then attempted to calm his guests. "I told you last time that the Supreme Court can't really do much about your problem. What you're facing is a matter for the Senate. Haven't you taken steps to put the right people in there? That's the way you get something like this taken care of."

Baggadough exploded. "Look here, college boy! Us 'n ahr friends greased the wheels on thet outfit mahtily to git your nomination 'aproov'd, yew know,  t' git them snakes in thu Senate ta look thu otha way 'bout thet conflict of interest bizness. Granted, they was 'publicans suckin' thu toes o' thet Connettikut idiot in thu Whaht Hass, but all o' thet ain't heppin us t'all raht now!  Not'tall!  We want 'ya ta dew somthun!"

Pausing for a moment, the Chief Justice finally answered thoughtfully, "Well, there is one thing I can do to help. I can throw this latest decision so folks like you will be able to spend all you want to un-elect those Senators who are making such a problem for you. Would that satisfy you? Could you two work with something like that?"

Almost in unison, the two guests chimed in, "Wahll, thet maht hep us out. Mebbe we culd jest throw a coupl'a 'lections 'n set the odds back  'n favor fer real 'mericans, yew know, fer honest, hard working folk -- lahk us."

Mr. Scurvy, now somewhat more relaxed, added, "D'yew thank we shuld git back into them Arab outfits 'fore we walk out'ta here?  We cain't be too keerful.  No siree!  Wuldn't want them poor people t'know who was a screwin' with thar 'lections"

MeanMesa says to the Supreme Court:  "Thanks a lot.  It isn't like we don't have anything else to do beside fiddle around with crap like this..."